What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:28

Moonraker
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?